Meet Kenny and Christina — a novice skijoring duo powered by marital trust, questionable decision-making, and a horse named Hawkeye who is pretty sure he’s the only professional on this team.

Kenny (the skier) bravely volunteers as the human hood ornament, clinging to the rope with optimism, mild fear, and a deep belief that love will somehow keep him upright. Christina (the rider) is in charge of steering, encouragement, and occasionally apologizing — mostly to Kenny.

Hawkeye, the true team captain, brings speed, judgment, and a look that says, “I did not sign up for this, but I will tolerate it.” He runs like a champion, ignores bad advice, and generally keeps the marriage intact.

Expect moments of grace, bursts of speed, enthusiastic cheering, and at least one minor marital negotiation mid-run. Results may vary, but entertainment is guaranteed.